All type jokes

1). .

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”

Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”

Teacher: “Wo Kaisi”

Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“


2)

Santa Abhi Usa Mein Hi Thha Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki Vapis Jane Se Pahle Kisi Gori Ko Choda Jaye.

Pahunch Gaya Ek Gori Ke Pass, Jo Paisi Leke Uske Sath Sex Karne Ko Tyar Ho Gayi.

Dono Jab Sex Kar Rahe Thhe To Santa Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Rukk Gaya Aur Motionless Ho Gaya.

Gori Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Hui, Santa Se Boli.

Girl: “Hey Asshole What Are You Doing?”

Santa: “This Is A New Sex Style In India”

Girl: “Whattt?”

Santa: “Yes, I’ve Seen This On Porn Sites And Its Called Buffering“....


3)


Swimming Pool Me Tairne Wale, Ghas Nahi Dekha Karte,

Sachhe Ashiq Karne Ke Pahle, Aas Paas Nahi Dekha Karte,

Jaldi Se Chod Ke Chale Jaate Hain, Chodne Wale,

Ladki Buri Hai Ya Jhakkas Ye Bakwas Nahi Dekha Karte...



.... All In AS Care......