Double meaning jokes

1)

Paneer 200 Rupaye Killo, Petrol 90 Rupaye Leter, Condom 5 Rupaye Mein 3, Ye
Government Hum Logo Se Chahati Kya Hai?
Ladki Ko Khilao Nahi? Ghumao Nahi? Bas Bajate Raho Subah, Dophar, Shaam.

2)


1 Girl ask 2 Pappu : Woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hai?
 Pappu : Legs

 Girl : Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
 Pappu: Pocket.

 Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din mein karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte hain.
 Pappu: Neend puri karte hain.

 Girl : Woh kya hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hue dard se roti hai?
 Pappu : Kaan mein chhed.

 Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki tarah saaf rakhein. 

3) 

Bade Dino Baad Mall Mein Ex Girlfriend Pappu Ko Mili To Usne Pucha ‘Bahut
Dino Baad Mile Ho, Kaisa Hai Aajkal?’
Pappu: ‘Jeans Utar Ke Dekh Le... 

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